What is a fart? What does it mean? Surely it can't be that loud, obnoxious, repulsive and very enjoyable cloud of gas that comes out of your ass? But it is! It's that vapor that comes from deep within you. It's a weapon, a shield, a popular topic for conversation. And everyone has it. But where did it come from? No one knows. One day a young ape let a big one rip, and he was so new to the whole idea that he blew up his world. All the bits and pieces came together to form the universe, and that is why we all stink. The Great Fart is our Creator.
"The Great Fart created us all." "Everyone Farts." "Farts are funny."