-she's fat
-she's a bitch
-she eats my food
-she uses my plasticware
-she only likes me when she's drunk
-she never makes her bed
-she bitches when my side of the room is dirty (sorry, i paid $1000 for this shit & i'm gonna live in it like i want to. i do clean every weekend, so w/e)
-she never washes her nasty ass dishes
-she leaves her mother's nasty ass leftovers in my fridge & i had to finally throw that shit out
-her friends are bitches
-she listens to horrible music
-she leaves my tv on during the day, so i have to walk into my room after class with CMT on every fucking day
-her hair dryer is too loud
-she had horrible cramps on her period & moans all mother fucking night
-she has picutures of half-naked guys from magazines all over the wall. i don't wanna look at ugly men all the fucking time!
-she talks SOOO country!!!
-she always asks me to use my internet cable. i didn't spend $40 on a router so she can use my shit!
-i have to work with her
-she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the elevator
-she's also too lazy to work out. and that's why she's fat
-her bed spead & pillows are ugly
-she has big ass feet
-i'm tired of her talking about four wheelers
-she drank my 7UP
-she has tons of pictures of tons of ugly friends
-she always talks about her nieces & nephews, who are also very ugly
-she drinks only half of water bottles, leaves them around & never finishes them
-did i mention how country she is?
-she (w/o justification) hates my boyfriend
-if i wanna stay out late, she asks me to stay the night where ever i am so i won't wake her up cuz i came in at 6 am one night. i'm like, BITCH SHUT UP!
-her hair spray & mouse stinks
-she has too much drama back home & she likes to recap her country mess to me
-she likes to talk about her ovaries and stds

(Edited by Angel X at 9:19 pm on Nov. 5, 2005)

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~*ANGEL X*~

i feel very bad for you, but thats funny.. you should print that out and tape it to her bed.

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 Chelsea & TJ (forever) 1234 *i love you!!*

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Why my roommate is a fat bitch:

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-she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the stairs
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I am a little confused there. I mean if she is too fat and lazy to take the stairs to the second floor, then why does she insist on it? Am I being thick or something?

And if your roomate is this way how come you all then design a contract ? When you first got together and moved in.

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"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's
ignorance."
Confucius

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Why my roommate is a fat bitch:

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-she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the stairs
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I am a little confused there. I mean if she is too fat and lazy to take the stairs to the second floor, then why does she insist on it? Am I being thick or something?

And if your roomate is this way how come you all then design a contract ? When you first got together and moved in.

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"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's
ignorance."
Confucius

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Quote: from Angel X at 10:08 pm on Nov. 5, 2005

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Why my roommate is a fat bitch:  

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 -she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the stairs  
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I am a little confused there. I mean if she is too fat and lazy to take the stairs to the second floor, then why does she insist on it? Am I being thick or something?  

And if your roomate is this way how come you all then design a contract ? When you first got together and moved in.

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i think she meant the elevator but got messed up a little.

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