I woke up and the infomercials on the TV and I'm like "Well that explains it"

And there was this girl in my dream who I haven't seen in years, and we were like.. working out at this park, and she had the brazillian butt lift DVD and she kept saying like... how great it was and "Everyone told me you couldn't do it, and then I tried this video!" Kinda stuff. The stuff from the commercials.
Then I left my bicycle at the park and we went back for it and circled the park like three times driving like a crazy woman.

It just felt weird as shit. Now I'm in that half dazed just woke up feeling.

*yawn* Goodmorning, how are you?

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I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't
think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem.
Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs. - Jerry Garcia