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Dead Baby Jokes!
Replies: 22Last Post Mar. 10, 2011 4:13pm by spartan376
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Quote: from Puk at 5:52 pm on Mar. 6, 2011

I FUCKING LOVE DEAD BABY JOKES, but you said teh first one worng, it's:
Whats wrose than 2 dead babies in a trashcan?
one dead baby in 2 trashcans

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
idk
the one on bottom is still alive, whats worse than that?
idk
he has to eat his way to freedom. whats worse than that?
idk
he goes back down for seconds


THanks for the correction. i FEEL DUMB  


5:56 pm on Mar. 6, 2011 | Joined: Mar. 2011 | Days Active: 3
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what do u call jerks laughing at dead babys?
--jerks laughing at dead babys !!!!! u guys scare me.. that horable. talk about ur mind in the gutter ..

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What do you do when theres a black man bleeding on your front lawn?
 Stifle your laughing and reload!


JK im JK i got a lot of black friends.


6:02 pm on Mar. 6, 2011 | Joined: Mar. 2011 | Days Active: 3
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Quote: from NeverCryNever at 8:01 pm on Mar. 6, 2011

what do u call jerks laughing at dead babys?
--jerks laughing at dead babys !!!!! u guys scare me.. that horable. talk about ur mind in the gutter ..


 Gotta try better.  if you think this is scary you should check out /b  some time.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
You don't shovel bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do you shovel dead babies with a pitchfork?
In case some of them are still alive.


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you fucked up the first 2... not even close to the way their supposed to be told......

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Quote: from idiot2345 at 8:52 pm on Mar. 6, 2011

OK these ones are really horrible and im verry sorry to anyone who is offended but really, lighten up.

Whats the differnce between a black baby and a bucket of shit?  
  The bucket.

So a black guy and his gf are in a car. Whos driving?
 The cop.

Why are jews noses so big?
  Air is free.


its a black guy and a Mexican... if your not guna tell them right GTFO!!


4:13 pm on Mar. 10, 2011 | Joined: July 2007 | Days Active: 398
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Quote: from Puk at 8:52 pm on Mar. 6, 2011

I FUCKING LOVE DEAD BABY JOKES, but you said teh first one worng, it's:
Whats wrose than 2 dead babies in a trashcan?
one dead baby in 2 trashcans

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
idk
the one on bottom is still alive, whats worse than that?
idk
he has to eat his way to freedom. whats worse than that?
idk
he goes back down for seconds


and no its 10 trashcans....  


4:13 pm on Mar. 10, 2011 | Joined: July 2007 | Days Active: 398
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