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Quote: from osmoticdespair at 5:43 pm on Jan. 18, 2006

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Quote: from nothingaslucky at 5:40 pm on Jan. 18, 2006

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Quote: from quidam at 3:25 am on Jan. 1, 2006

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"Every sperm is sacred.    
   Every sperm is great.    
   If a sperm is wasted,    
   God gets quite irate.    

   Every sperm is sacred.    
   Every sperm is great.    
   If a sperm is wasted,    
   God gets quite irate.    

   Let the heathen spill theirs    
   on the dusty ground.    
   God shall make them pay for    
   each sperm that can't be found.    

   Every sperm is wanted.    
   Every sperm is good.    
   Every sperm is needed    
   in your neighbourhood."

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  Wow this cracked me up.

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its by monty python in case you were unaware...

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I never really got into life of Bryan - Holy grail was a lot better.  

but regardless- I've always hated that DAMN FUCKING SONG.........

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Quote: from Blackadder at 6:45 am on Jan. 24, 2006

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Quote: from osmoticdespair at 5:43 pm on Jan. 18, 2006

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Quote: from nothingaslucky at 5:40 pm on Jan. 18, 2006

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Quote: from quidam at 3:25 am on Jan. 1, 2006

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"Every sperm is sacred.    
    Every sperm is great.    
    If a sperm is wasted,    
    God gets quite irate.    

    Every sperm is sacred.    
    Every sperm is great.    
    If a sperm is wasted,    
    God gets quite irate.    

    Let the heathen spill theirs    
    on the dusty ground.    
    God shall make them pay for    
    each sperm that can't be found.    

    Every sperm is wanted.    
    Every sperm is good.    
    Every sperm is needed    
    in your neighbourhood."

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   Wow this cracked me up.

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its by monty python in case you were unaware...

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 I never really got into life of Bryan - Holy grail was a lot better.  

 but regardless- I've always hated that DAMN FUCKING SONG.........

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You do know that "Every Sperm is Sacred" is from "Monty Python's Meaning of Life....unless you just happened to mention "Life of Brian" for the heck of it.

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yes.....your right......hmm, not sure why i said that.

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The truth is what money can be made from a lie.

That, or you could be a lunatic. Either or.

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My love overflows. My skull overflows. But my heart never breaks
We pray for petty things in our petty lives as if god has the time

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My guess would be temporary insanity that was brought on by comedy causing a chemical imbalance in your brain.

That, or you could be a lunatic. Either or.

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well pour gravy over my head and call me dave

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The truth is what money can be made from a lie.

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Yeah I know because dead bodies are carring on so many biological functions and fit so many of the definations of life.  Almost as many as dead hair cells do.

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Whoa how the hell did you get in here?!

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Cruisin' down the street in my six-four;
Jockin' the bitches, slappin the hoes.

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Quote: from abspwnsyou at 10:27 pm on Dec. 13, 2005

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Yeah I know because dead bodies are carring on so many biological functions and fit so many of the definations of life.  Almost as many as dead hair cells do.

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Whoa how the hell did you get in here?!

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"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
in your neighbourhood."

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As a certified LiveWire Intellectual I are indubitably capable of composing a more verbose post!

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Quote: from abspwnsyou at 1:45 am on Dec. 11, 2005

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What is life other than a blob of cells?

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There are many entities which are genetically complete, which contain all 46 human chromosomes. I DEMAND GOVERNMENT PROTECTION NOW for dead people, blood samples, hair cuttings, fingernail clippings, and skin cultures grown in burn centers.

I hope the next person who buries their dead falls in the hole.

END THE KILLING NOW!

(Edited by lawrence at 9:35 pm on Dec. 13, 2005)

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They do need to protect bodies. A lot of funeral homes are selling organs (especially bone tissue) out of patients without consent and lying about what the patient died of. For example, the patient died from leukemia and they sold the guy's bone tissue for transplants...

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I am NOT a medical doctor. This is NOT medical advice.

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Quote: from DaRareBlackNerd at 9:19 pm on Feb. 17, 2006

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Quote: from abspwnsyou at 10:27 pm on Dec. 13, 2005

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Yeah I know because dead bodies are carring on so many biological functions and fit so many of the definations of life.  Almost as many as dead hair cells do.

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 Whoa how the hell did you get in here?!

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Same question.

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Magic...I suppose...

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Cruisin' down the street in my six-four;
Jockin' the bitches, slappin the hoes.

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You know trolls like abs pass around the cheat sheet through the PM system.

As a certified LiveWire Intellectual I are indubitably capable of composing a more verbose post!

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Actually, I can assure you that abs is perfectly capable of passing the intellectual test on his own.  

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Hallmark: Your home for overpriced cardboard rectangles.

Adding consciousness to the argument just confuses things.  Life is all about consumption and reproduction.  

However, if you want the undisputable short answer:

Life is both a breakfast cereal and a boardgame.

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I have fallen in love with the sky
Fragments of a sunbeam glaring on a kitchen knife

Certainly there's more to life than consuming and reproducing... otherwise the trailertrash would be ideal human beings!


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I was raised by a cup of coffee.

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Quote: from abspwnsyou at 3:27 pm on Dec. 20, 2005

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Heh I've had plenty of retards attempt to tell me that an embryo or fetus isn't alive, but mearly a mass of stuff that 'becomes' alive...  

 Heck one of them was a 'bio major'...

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I'd like to see you provide a cogent definition of what constitutes "life" that we can all agree on.

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He doesn't need to. Biologists and MDs have already provided guidelines for that.

(Edited by medicone at 8:32 pm on Feb. 23, 2006)

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I am NOT a medical doctor. This is NOT medical advice.

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"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
in your neighbourhood."

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haha