I think it's some form of mass delusion, probably sprayed on these fucks by the government.
CHRIST! DOES NO ONE CARE OR DOES NO ONE KNOW?
The only fucking person who DOES matter in here isn't even here! Where was my change to present my case? I don't even know what I'm being accused of! I haven't hurt anyone! If my best friend leaves me over this claptrap, I'll turn to the fucking bottle.
Courtney, I know you are behind this form of bullshit. We think too much alike. Anyway, you have to talk to her AND me and recant your lies.
I hope the thing about a restraining order is just a joke, because that's going to present a problem. I still don't know how you alone got someone a restraining order on a person on the other side of the country, and a person did this because you've scared her so much that she gets a restraining order FOR NO REASON AT ALL! How humiliating! I'm going to have to drive MYSELF all the way to the police station tomorrow so I can tell them to scrap the whole fucking thing.
I hope you realize how embarrassing this is for me...I already have to go to the station anyway tomorrow to answer questions about money or computers or something. Now I'm gonna have to explain why they need to scrap that shit despite me BARELY KNOWING what the fucking thing says.
Why, Courtneypants, why? This one was pretty uncalled for, like kidnapping young children and shooting up someone's car. There are some things that y'all don't mess with.
IF YOU GET HER TO REALIZE THAT I AM ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON, I will not retaliate with video files. You're actually a talented performer and I'd still want to see you dance live. If you unfuck what you broke, I'll agree to a cessation of hostilities and learn to become friends with each other. If we both work together we could be mutually successful.
Please clear things up. I love ya, Courtneypants but I really, really, really, need to be able to talk to this person regularly. That doesn't mean you and I can't text too. I'd love to text with you! Just, undo what was done. I never had a chance to defend myself.
Heads up, BFFs!
It's open season on liars and I'm hunting.