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Funny erection stories
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Replies: 26Last Post April 2, 2012 12:50am by lol7345678
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( Lil Tall Boy  )

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Anybody had an erection in the worst place at the worst time?

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oooohh i love theses stories!

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I would say locker room during swim season. That was pretty bad.

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On a bus seemed to work for me. Very difficult to get off at yous nstop

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lmao in school all the time there ia  bunch of really hot hot girl in my first block my 2nd block  and in my 4th block in in 5th block my teacher is hot i would fuck her anyday lol

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Quote: from Micus at 9:40 pm on Feb. 16, 2006

I would say locker room during swim season. That was pretty bad.

Ouch that sucks.  I have the pleasure of having a relatively small penis, and therfore not really having to worry about someone seeing an erection.

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I have one.
My boyfriend and I were going to spend a few nights together and he was all excited and horny. but we stopped at block buster to get some movies first...and...well..he was REALLY horny. he was only wearing sport shorts and no underwear...and i lightly touched him over his shorts. haha and it was enough to make him hard and he couldnt hide it at all. a person working there walked past us and gave us the dirtest look as i laughed my ass off.

(Edited by Artistic Drain at 9:42 pm on Feb. 16, 2006)

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charbroiled


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hahaha well I got an erection from hell a few sundays back at church,It was poking out over the pew a little bit and my girlfriend slapped me and asked me waht was I thinking about

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I love reading these stories. So amusing.

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Quote: from charbroiled at 8:42 pm on Feb. 16, 2006

hahaha well I got an erection from hell a few sundays back at church,It was poking out over the pew a little bit and my girlfriend slapped me and asked me waht was I thinking about
lol

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Yep, it's called standing in front of the class while cheerleaders walked by...

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I have one and I am pretty sure others didn't notice though.  Thank God for that. It happened today. I was at college at Christian club and we we're praying in a circle and I was holding the hand of a girl to my right who I like there and I got a boner then standing while praying to God. So I was trying to stand in a position so it couldn't be seen through my pants by it sticking out.  I got them before just by being near her.  I like her for her personality alot too.

(Edited by dragonking at 9:49 pm on Feb. 16, 2006)

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Quote: from PlayboyBrat at 8:43 pm on Feb. 16, 2006

I love reading these stories. So amusing.

a friend of mine once got one on the feild when we were marching(BAND)...and the pants are REALLY REALLY tight..and everyone in the stands saw it...i couldn't help but laugh...and the best thing was...he stayed on the feild till we were done...oh it was great

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LoVeIt or HaTeIt

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haha, my bf got one while in school we were walking around and i touched his neck and for some reason it was instant boner. of course i was oblivious to it and thought everything was ok. then he kept like getting touchy in certain areas...and i wasnt in the mood and i yelled at him "WHAT?!?! DO YOU HAVE A BONER?!?!?!?!" and right then a whole bunch of his friends walked by......lets just he didnt have it for very long...haha

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well ive had some unfortunate erections, but today i was at a friends house who happens to be quite hot, and there was another pretty good lookin girl there too and they were amazed at my "self-control" They kept checkin out to see if i had a boner cuz we were talkin about sexual stuff...id have to admit, it was pretty hard to keep it down, but yeah i did

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