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Replies: 7Last Post Nov. 13, 2011 1:24pm by Sqi 8000
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Three men were trying out for the FBI.

The testing agent approached the three men with a gun. He pointed to a door and said, "We have all your wives in that room over there. For you to make it into the FBI, you must each take this gun and shoot your wife."

The first man took the gun, walked boldly into the room, and shut the door. The others listened for gunshots, but heard nothing. A while later, the man came out of the room, crying, "I can't shoot my wife. I love her!"

The second man took the gun, walked boldly into the room, and shut the door behind him. The others again listened for gunshots, but again heard only silence. The man came out, bawling, and said, "I can't shoot my wife! She cooks so well, and I love her so much!"

The third man said, "Gimme the danged gun." He snatched the weapon, and marched in the room. It took no time at all to hear: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

That was followed by all sorts of banging noise, screams, and then finally cold silence.

The man emerged from the room, sweating profusely, and barked, "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! So I had to beat her to death with a chair."


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Lol o. I would have beaten her with the actual gun.

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that used to be that the third was a women

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Lmfao I love it

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nice..........

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Guess he wanted to ditched his wife that's why he took the test seriously.

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I still love this joke.

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~I would rather stand around and watch the world burn...
Than to aid the creaters of this inferno...~

~Steve Irwin shall live on forever, in our hearts, and in my own work~

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