My whole life I've always had problems with boatloads of crap in my ears. When I was little my mom used to q-tip a ton of it out. No q-tips for me anymore, now that I'm all grown up and I know it's bad to use them. Instead I use a syringe... works very well.
But for some reason to this day I'm constantly syringing globs of crap out of my ears. I fucking hate this.
I don't get ear infections like I did when I was younger, but I still get them on occasion... horrible.
I'm cursed, I tell you. Totally and utterly cursed. I don't know what it is about my ears that makes me so prone to wax buildup and infection.