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is that a keg in your pants?....
Replies: 8Last Post May 17, 2012 6:43am by MorningStar
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cuz ide like to tap that ass ;) hahaha

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damn cuz he must have some enormous-ass balls, such big balls, dirty big balls

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and cue the overused "chloroform rag" pick-up line in 5.... 4....

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its hilarous

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You're dad must be a thief...cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes <3

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Eh no.

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My favorite pick up line still is "Don't make me turn this rape into a murder."


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LMAO    Quote: from Meecro128 at 6:28 am on May 17, 2012

My favorite pick up line still is "Don't make me turn this rape into a murder."



6:31 am on May 17, 2012
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Quote: from Meecro128 at 5:58 pm on May 17, 2012

My favorite pick up line still is "Don't make me turn this rape into a murder."


I'm sorry but this literally made me fall of my chair and roll on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off.  I know I've heard this one before, but some jokes never lose their hilarity.

"Well honey, I saw you from across the room with my piercing gaze, and I thought, oh, that girl just HAS to look at my cool new van, which by the way has no windows and whose doors lock from the outside.  I admired the way your hair blew in the wind (there is no wind) and the delight (again, there is no delight) in your eyes when they met mine.  This made me realize that I had to take you to my van, so you could analyze the inside, because you look like an interior decorator."

THIS LINE HAS NEVER FAILED*

*For once I'm not totally joking; if this makes people laugh, they easily talk to me about whatever.

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