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"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
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A pit bull is delicious."

Ah, yes, a class act.

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See I knew you were an Obama fan deep down

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Dog shit tastes better

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I have pit bulls. Not funny.

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i laughed more at the question than i did at the answer :(

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Poor FA can't take a joke.

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Quote: from Waddiwasi at 6:47 pm on April 29, 2012

Poor FA can't take a joke.
Dear, this the the President of the United States of America. Not some tv comedian.

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Not only was it a terrible joke, I can't believe he was dumb enough to say it.

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Quote: from Waddiwasi at 4:47 pm on April 29, 2012

Poor FA can't take a joke.
FA has no sense of humor.

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omg I lol'd.

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 4:53 pm on April 29, 2012

Quote: from Waddiwasi at 6:47 pm on April 29, 2012

Poor FA can't take a joke.
Dear, this the the President of the United States of America. Not some tv comedian.

I love that conservatives are all up in arms about a charismatic President with a sense of humor, but had no problems with Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan making the late night television rounds in their day.

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 7:53 pm on April 29, 2012

Quote: from Waddiwasi at 6:47 pm on April 29, 2012

Poor FA can't take a joke.
Dear, this the the President of the United States of America. Not some tv comedian.

President's are allowed to be funny.

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Quote: from FTF at 6:54 pm on April 29, 2012

Quote: from Waddiwasi at 4:47 pm on April 29, 2012

Poor FA can't take a joke.
FA has no sense of humor.

It's not about a sense of humor. In many ways, a dog is more innocent then most men could ever be. Coupled with the fact that they've done so much for humanity since we came out of caves, eating them is atrocious, much less joking about it.

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Quote: from The Last Magister at 4:56 pm on April 29, 2012

Quote: from FTF at 6:54 pm on April 29, 2012

Quote: from Waddiwasi at 4:47 pm on April 29, 2012

Poor FA can't take a joke.
FA has no sense of humor.

It's not about a sense of humor. In many ways, a dog is more innocent then most men could ever be. Coupled with the fact that they've done so much for humanity since we came out of caves, eating them is atrocious, much less joking about it.

I am sure you see nothing wrong with someone strapping a dog to the roof of their car, and letting him stay up there until it gets sick.

No that's okay. But partaking in a foreign meal is totally unacceptable.

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What the fuck? Who straps their dog to the roof of their car?

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