But I think I've got a big old STD.  I've only had sex TWICE in the past year, both times we used a condom, and even so I haven't had sex since like December.

I haven't even given head since then! So why is it like now all of sudden that I think I have an STD?

(PERHAPS DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE A GUY OR JUST CAN'T HANDLE DESCRIPTIONS OF GENITAL PROBLEMS)

Sorry for my graphic language, but euggggh.  I have like so much discharge it's disgusting, and it smells like either vinegar or cheese.  And it itches like CRAZY. Do you even know what that is? :/

(IT IS OVER NOW.)

And I'm scared of phones so I don't want to call my gynecologist.  That's why I'm posting this, see?  So that I'll get people to tell me that I DO have an STD and that I HAVE to call, and then maybe I'll suck it up :(

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sounds like a yeast infection to me

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oh hell yeah its a YEST INFECTION drink cranberry juice!

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I love you Josh...1 YEAR, 2 MONTHS, and 30 DAYS !