Twilight in Fifteen Minutes, if you're up for a laugh. ;)
Also, did you hear about the Twilight dildo? It sparkles, of course. And you're supposed to keep it in the fridge for maximum effect. Get it? So it's cold like vampire peen.
More amusing rather than disturbing, like the whole womb thing was.
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Cleolinda is my main source for Twilight lulz.
Also, the sparkledo is amazing. And by amazing, I mean hi-fucking-larious.
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I FEEL SO BAD FOR ROSALIE HALE!!!!!!!!!
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Quote: from DaisyMontana at 4:41 pm on Sep. 16, 2009
I FEEL SO BAD FOR ROSALIE HALE!!!!!!!!!
Why? She's a bitch.
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Quote: from DaisyMontana at 4:41 pm on Sep. 16, 2009
I FEEL SO BAD FOR ROSALIE HALE!!!!!!!!!
Why? She's a bitch.
She was raped and left for dead... I thought she was a bitch but, she's like that because she's so vain, but that's it. I mean, she really cares about Bella.
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No she doesn't. She cares that Bella is having a baby because she, Rosalie, cannot have a baby. If Bella didn't have a kid, Rosalie would've still treated her the same way she treated her throughout the other three books: like something to scrape off her shoe.
wrt the rape storyline, I wouldn't feel too sorry for someone who then brutally murdered her rapists, personally.
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No she doesn't. She cares that Bella is having a baby because she, Rosalie, cannot have a baby. If Bella didn't have a kid, Rosalie would've still treated her the same way she treated her throughout the other three books: like something to scrape off her shoe.
wrt the rape storyline, I wouldn't feel too sorry for someone who then brutally murdered her rapists, personally.
I think that being raped is something that changes your life 100%
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Yes it is; however, I don't feel sorry for someone who uses their rape as a justification for brutal murders.
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There is a Twilight parody book that apparently came out today; first chapter can be read here: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20317217,00.html
(You're gonna have to highlight the whole link and copy it)
It's called Nightlight. Very amusing.
Of course, the Twihards raise a stink about it in the comments. Why so srs? I don't see why people can't understand that a parody's all in good fun. It's not like the writer is a hater, because they're knowledgeable enough about the series. Usually parody-writers are fans of the title they're spoofing, anyway. I'm a big HP and LotR fan and do not take any parodying of these titles in that light; I love parodies.
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