Let me start off by saying my college marketing professor is more like a kindergarten teacher that is on mass doses of Xanax. Her knowledge of marketing is about the same as her knowledge of marine animals, and she cannot tell the difference between a killer whale and a dolphin. Here is an excerpt from one of her power points. The black box theory is this:
Inputs-->[Black Box]-->Outputs
That was how she described it, and that is what I DREW on the test she gave us, granted I got full credit for that answer, but I have no fucking clue what the black box theory is. What the fuck happens in that little square? Are monkeys jumping around fucking midgets while sipping champagne glasses of refined urine to produce outputs?
Anyway since the class has ended she managed to loose a project that is worth 15% of my entire grade. So as of now I have a 79% as my final grade, which means if I get anything greater than a 66% on my project I have an A for the class. Of course now she will not return my phone calls or emails. So this twat waffle has left me with my worst mark in my major a semester before I am transferring to a university. Lesson learned if the professor talks to you like you are in kindergarten, looks senile, and can barely walk straight from so much fucking Xanax, drop the class immediately.
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How drunk am I?
On a scale of 1 to Abraham Lincoln I am yellow.
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