ok i enjoy getting drunk, i remember once a 2 litre bottle of cider was handed to me at a house party, and i drank it all in 15 mins. ive gone out and ive had 12 vodka and reds plus x pints and x shorts, so im usually pretty shit faced after 2 hours. but im told im nicer when im drunk, i dont come on to girls very often, and im very careful about what i say. when i do meet a girl, very often she says shed love to meet me when im sober cos im so nice when im drunk.
i can get shit faced and not kiss anyone.
so what i dont understand is why do people end up having sex with their sisters and fighting and shit, when theyre not nearly as drunk as i get. i mean are they using drunkeness as an excuse, cos i admit i lose a lot of physical control, but i can control myself mentally, or pretty much control myself from doinf=g really really embarrasing stuff. i cant stop myself from falling over and walking into people.
so why cant other people control themselves?
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Wouldn't it be cool if 19 million other muthafu*kas grew
up to be just like me?
This is what happens when bad meets evil