It's 2:13 in the morning...I'm tired, I'm grumpy. Why am I up?

Oh, well, see, I woke up to this weird alarm going off. I thought someone had tried to come in or go out of the building via one of the alarmed doors and just brushed it off. The alarm never shut off, though, it just kept ringing. Not long after I noted said alarm's persistant whining, I heard the annoying sound of college males and their jackassery. "So there we go," I thought, "some stupid guys set it off."

Again, I rolled over and forgot about it.

But then I heard more voices.

"WTF?"

Yeah...everyone was outside...

"Fire drill? Oh, fuck it..."

I was sort of hoping that if it was just a drill, no one would notice that I was missing. No one really notices me anyway. But then I thought that they might taken attendance and then come after me so I threw on my pants and made my way to the exit.

Oops, the door was shut. So I turned around and headed back down the hallway and past my RA's door at the end of the hall to the left, thinking the fire exit might be in that direction.

Thankfully, it was so I went out the door and down three flights of stairs. I came to a strange room I'd never been in before. I saw...well, I'm not sure what I saw, I was tired and lost. I think I saw two doors and one hallway. One of the doors had a sign on it about how you're not supposed to go out it so I hesitated. I turned toward the hallway and saw that it was painted that familiar, ugly blue. I contemplated following it but became worried and just said to myself, "Fuck it all." and went out the marked door.

Good thing I did, too, because it was the exit. I think most everyone went out the normal way, though. Probably because they got out before the doors were shut...

So there I was standing out in the rain at 1:30 in the morning wondering what the hell was going on. I still believed that it was just a stupid drill up until some guy yelled out, "Okay, so whose pancakes were they?"

Apparently, some stupid bitches decided to make pancakes at 1:30 in the morning. Said stupid bitches...can't cook...because they burned them so badly that you could smell them coming up onto the fucking third floor. They seemed to think it was funny...I just wanted to punch them...