It's gone in this order:
- Lizards
- Baby Moles
- Big Lizards
- Mice
- Rats

I just love seeing big ass rats dead on our porch.

This time, he not only left a field mouse, but he left it with a gaping wound on its side. So, I took peroxide  and some shredded newspaper, a piece of lettuce, and a small cardboard box in an attempt to heal and house him until he felt well.

The fucking cat ripped him out of the enclosure and snapped his neck.

One of three things are going to happen:
1. Cat stops bringing in dead things
2. I kick the cat every time I see it for being a little shit.
3. I shoot it in the head.

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I'm not opposed to wiping my ass with my jizz rag.

You can't really train a cat NOT to bring you things though =/
Can't really train a cat to do anything.

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I would rather have a mind opened by wonder
than one closed by belief.

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Don't kick the cat or kill the cat. Cats kill things, if u can't deal with it you shouldn't have got one in the first place. Him leaving it on your porch is like him bringing you a gift in his own way.

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1. Scott is an 8 year old orange cat.
2. Shepard was a 6 month year old black cat that died of FIV.
3. Anne was a 1 1/2 year old black cat that had her hip dislocated from a car collision (that or some punk ass black kids beat her up. :\)

Guess how many of them brought in dead things?

I suppose a fourth option of ending the masquerade would be to strap about 5 bellls around all it's limbs, tail, and neck so any fucking animal can hear it a mile away.

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I'm not opposed to wiping my ass with my jizz rag.

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Aw, I used to love it when my kitty brought me things. Shows you that they love you. Not to mention they were perfectly preserved.

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Back when I still had my cat, he used to leave dead lizards on my step father's pillow for him to wake up to.  Be thankful your cat has chosen the porch instead.

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I am not procrastinating.  I am multislacking.

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Quote: from Torpid Kitten at 2:29 am on May 4, 2008

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Aw, I used to love it when my kitty brought me things. Shows you that they love you. Not to mention they were perfectly preserved.

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This is true.  Yes, its gross and annoying, but leaving you "presents" is just your cats way of saying "I love you." lol

Back when I still had my cat, he used to leave dead lizards on my step father's pillow for him to wake up to.  Be thankful your cat has chosen the porch instead.

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He's a cat.Cats do these things.You have to just get used to it or not let the cat out.

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ANGEliCA MiLLAN0 LUV'ZS LiVEWiRE.