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My Cat is Pissing me Off
Replies: 21 — Last Post May 4 2:15am by EpicTroll
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I refuse to put another cat in the waiting line for euthenization. I'd rather kill him.

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I'm not opposed to wiping my ass with my jizz rag.
11:45 pm on May 3, 2008 | Joined April 2008 | 5 Days Active
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taraxgoesxboom


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lmao, this actually made me laugh.
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AndWhenHeFalleth


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Quote: from EpicTroll at 2:38 am on May 4, 2008
Quote: from AndWhenHeFalleth at 11:35 pm on May 3, 2008
Quote: from Torpid Kitten at 2:29 am on May 4, 2008
Aw, I used to love it when my kitty brought me things. Shows you that they love you. Not to mention they were perfectly preserved.
 
 This is true.  Yes, its gross and annoying, but leaving you "presents" is just your cats way of saying "I love you." lol  

 Back when I still had my cat, he used to leave dead lizards on my step father's pillow for him to wake up to.  Be thankful your cat has chosen the porch instead.


Usually he brings in half dead maimed animals near the entrance to hallway. There must be at least 5 blood stains on it by now.

But at least he's not bringing his gifts to your bed.

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HopeDreamPray


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My cat pisses me off too. I usually lock it inside our bathroom. :]

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Stuck in a delusional winter. Bring out the ice.
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eyewonder


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Kick the cat. Get a dog.
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Holy Shotgun

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Shoot it. The cat, I mean. It'd be fun.

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Can I keep you?
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I put a bell around its neck. If that doesn't work, I'm going to take it out back.

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I'm not opposed to wiping my ass with my jizz rag.
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