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Jokeeeee. xD

Replies: 19 — Last Post June 22 10:17am by ConfuzledAngel

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So, there's a blonde, brunette and a red head in a cafe and all of them are pregnant.
" Mine's going to be a boy, 'cause when we did it. He was on top. " Says the red head.
" Mine's going to be a girl, 'cause when we did it. I was on top. " Says the brunette.
The blonde starts histerically crying, when they finally get her to stop, she says " Mine's going to be a puppy ".
I'm giving my friend Techno overload credit for this one, she found it. :)
Who gets it?
Most people who I told that to thought she shagged a dog. =\

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lol nice.

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so if it's missionary you'll have a bishop?

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UltimateSatisfaction

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doggie style.

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I Dont Get It If Its Not Shaggin A Dog Lol

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Synthetic

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Doggy style, hurray! Actually that position woks on a couch really good.

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AHAHAHAHAHA! I got it!!
DOGGY STYLE!

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Lol, I get it.

They thought she had sex with a dog -__-'?

Lol, I thought she was going to be upset because it was going to be both because neither were on top... lmao.

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