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Quote: from Wilder at 8:23 pm on May 6, 2008

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I disagree with Moridin's seventh point, but past that I think his post is likely to be the best response this thread will see. As such, I won't try to tackle the disgusting web of logical failures that the OP presents. Instead, I would just like to note something.  

 You had to pass a test on grammar to get into this forum. What does that tell you about posting bullshit like:  
 

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et's start from the big bang.. what was there b4 the big bang.. and what created what was there b4 the big bang?

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 On second thought, how the fuck did you get in here in the first place?

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simple.. God made us.. remember Adam and Eve?

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That's not what he was asking. He was saying, "Judging by the fact that you spell 'before' as 'b4,' how the fuck did you manage to pass the test that is required for you to enter this forum?"

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now you are just being close minded.. what makes you think they never existed?

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Are you sure that you aren't the one being close minded? Why don't you believe that when the warm air of Muspelheim hit the cold ice of Niflheim, the giant Ymir and the icy cow Audhumla were created, and that's how creation got rolling? Or we could go Egyptian:

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Atum arose from the primordial waters (Neith), and masturbated to relieve his loneliness. His semen and breath became Tefnut (moisture) and Shu (dryness), respectively. From Shu and Tefnut, were born Geb (earth), and Nut (sky), who were born in a state of permanent copulation. Shu separated them, and their children were Ausare (Osiris; death), Set (desert), Aset (Isis; life), and Nebet Het (Nephthys; fertile land). Osiris and Isis were a couple, as were Nepthys and Set.

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That's not what he was asking. He was saying, "Judging by the fact that you spell 'before' as 'b4,' how the fuck did you manage to pass the test that is required for you to enter this forum?"

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Post edited at 4:20 pm on May 6, 2008 by Wilder

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The TRUE religion is that described in Enuma Elish. A polytheistic belief system

http://www.sacred-texts.com/ane/enuma.htm

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On top of Wilder...  

The TRUE religion is that described in Enuma Elish. A polytheistic belief system  

http://www.sacred-texts.com/ane/enuma.htm

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Pff. This one is even truer.

Post edited at 4:23 pm on May 6, 2008 by Wilder

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http://server1.fandm.edu/departments/Anthropology/Bastian/ANT269/Yrelig.html

Total Domination.

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Post edited at 4:40 pm on May 6, 2008 by MattJ

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Scientific Fact, you will click this

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Not even Wilder.  

http://server1.fandm.edu/departments/Anthropology/Bastian/ANT269/Yrelig.html  

Total Domination.

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That's nothing. The materialist prophet Epicurus (PBUH) predicted the existence of atoms, molecules, the law of inertia, the rain cycle, photons, that the speed of light is finite, the existence of other planets, theory of relativity, brownian motion, that the universe did not have a center, and quantum mechanics over 2000+ years ago.

http://secweb.infidels.org/?kiosk=articles&id=362

ALL HAIL EPICURUS (PBUH)

Post edited at 5:11 pm on May 6, 2008 by Moridin

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Quote: from Moridin at 12:09 am on May 7, 2008

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Quote: from bend at 1:08 am on May 7, 2008

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Quote: from Wilder at 8:23 pm on May 6, 2008

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I disagree with Moridin's seventh point, but past that I think his post is likely to be the best response this thread will see. As such, I won't try to tackle the disgusting web of logical failures that the OP presents. Instead, I would just like to note something.    

   You had to pass a test on grammar to get into this forum. What does that tell you about posting bullshit like:    
   

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et's start from the big bang.. what was there b4 the big bang.. and what created what was there b4 the big bang?

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   On second thought, how the fuck did you get in here in the first place?

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  simple.. God made us.. remember Adam and Eve?

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 What is a "God"? It seems to be a meaningless concept. Also, "Adam" and "Eve" never existed.

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now you are just being close minded.. what makes you think they never existed?

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Because speciation is gradual, or gradual enough, so it makes no sense to speak of the "first" human.

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Quote: from bend at 6:08 pm on May 6, 2008

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Quote: from Wilder at 8:23 pm on May 6, 2008

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I disagree with Moridin's seventh point, but past that I think his post is likely to be the best response this thread will see. As such, I won't try to tackle the disgusting web of logical failures that the OP presents. Instead, I would just like to note something.  

  You had to pass a test on grammar to get into this forum. What does that tell you about posting bullshit like:  
 

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et's start from the big bang.. what was there b4 the big bang.. and what created what was there b4 the big bang?

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  On second thought, how the fuck did you get in here in the first place?

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 simple.. God made us.. remember Adam and Eve?

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That's not what he was asking. He was saying, "Judging by the fact that you spell 'before' as 'b4,' how the fuck did you manage to pass the test that is required for you to enter this forum?"

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ooh because i am smart enough to type b4 something that you understand and something that costs much less energy to type

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is ghandi that old wizard with the little hobbits?

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ooh because i am smart enough to type b4 something that you understand and something that costs much less energy to type

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How much energy can typing four letters take?

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Quote: from exceedinglyrare at 1:16 am on May 7, 2008

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Quote: from bend at 6:08 pm on May 6, 2008

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Quote: from Wilder at 8:23 pm on May 6, 2008

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I disagree with Moridin's seventh point, but past that I think his post is likely to be the best response this thread will see. As such, I won't try to tackle the disgusting web of logical failures that the OP presents. Instead, I would just like to note something.    

   You had to pass a test on grammar to get into this forum. What does that tell you about posting bullshit like:    
   

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et's start from the big bang.. what was there b4 the big bang.. and what created what was there b4 the big bang?

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   On second thought, how the fuck did you get in here in the first place?

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  simple.. God made us.. remember Adam and Eve?

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 That's not what he was asking. He was saying, "Judging by the fact that you spell 'before' as 'b4,' how the fuck did you manage to pass the test that is required for you to enter this forum?"

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ooh because i am smart enough to type b4 something that you understand and something that costs much less energy to type

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The implication of having to take an English test before being allowed to post here is that you are expected to adhere to a higher level of grammar than a dyslexic hyena shitting all over your keyboard.

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Quote: from Wilder at 8:23 pm on May 6, 2008

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I disagree with Moridin's seventh point, but past that I think his post is likely to be the best response this thread will see. As such, I won't try to tackle the disgusting web of logical failures that the OP presents. Instead, I would just like to note something.  

 You had to pass a test on grammar to get into this forum. What does that tell you about posting bullshit like:  
 

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et's start from the big bang.. what was there b4 the big bang.. and what created what was there b4 the big bang?

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 On second thought, how the fuck did you get in here in the first place?

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simple.. God made us.. remember Adam and Eve?

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He was asking a completely different question there... you make no sense...

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