Nor is this alien BS...

Not even this oversimplified form....

EVOLUTION

Evolution is the process of species changing over time in accordance with either changes in their environment, random mutation or genetic drift.

Post edited at 9:34 am on May 8, 2008 by Praise the Lard

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That alien is real. Clearly you have no idea what you're talking about.

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Only if you're talking to about to B R E A K

(Who btw enjoys spamming inboxes with schizophrenic rantings about tera papers.)

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i just want someone to tell me i'm not related to monkeys. that would make me real happy.

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We all have common ancestors going back to all mammals....but we did not evolve directly from a monkey

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i just want someone to tell me i'm not related to monkeys. that would make me real happy.

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You'll sound more intelligent if you say "related to chimps" since those are the ones we share the closest common ancestor to.

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don't change a tire with your face

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i just want someone to tell me i'm not related to monkeys. that would make me real happy.

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I can tell you anything you might want to know about any one of the current and archaic hominid species on that chart.

FP

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Quote: from dirty paws at 9:35 am on May 8, 2008

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i just want someone to tell me i'm not related to monkeys. that would make me real happy.

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You'll sound more intelligent if you say "related to chimps" since those are the ones we share the closest common ancestor to.

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i wasn't really trying to sound intelligent but ok chimps.

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Why would you post that? The final timeline has caused me much pain over the past year... I'm in anthropology.

I can tell you anything you might want to know about any one of the current and archaic hominid species on that chart.

FP

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i just want someone to tell me i'm not related to monkeys. that would make me real happy.

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We are related to them, in the fact that we're both primates. However, they aren't even on the projected line of ancestors for us. Apes are.

Quote: from Praise the Lard at 10:37 am on May 8, 2008

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You'll sound more intelligent if you say "related to chimps" since those are the ones we share the closest common ancestor to.

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Chimps and bonobos. Which is quite possibly the coolest species by virtue of an awesome sounding name.

FP

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