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this is NOT evolution!
Lets just clear this up
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Praise the Lard


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Quote: from FurryPanther at 9:40 am on May 8, 2008

Quote: from dirty paws at 10:35 am on May 8, 2008

i just want someone to tell me i'm not related to monkeys. that would make me real happy.

We are related to them, in the fact that we're both primates. However, they aren't even on the projected line of ancestors for us. Apes are.

Quote: from Praise the Lard at 10:37 am on May 8, 2008



 You'll sound more intelligent if you say "related to chimps" since those are the ones we share the closest common ancestor to.

Chimps and bonobos. Which is quite possibly the coolest species by virtue of an awesome sounding name.

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We're genetically closer to the warlike and murderous chimps than we are to the peaceful and docile bonobos. Whodathunkit; humans are inherently evil sons of bitches.

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Quote: from Praise the Lard at 10:45 am on May 8, 2008


We're genetically closer to the warlike and murderous chimps than we are to the peaceful and docile bonobos. Whodathunkit; humans are inherently evil sons of bitches.

... Not really. Early hominids were not as violent as the 'Quest for Fire' may have you believe.

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Quote: from FurryPanther at 9:47 am on May 8, 2008

Quote: from Praise the Lard at 10:45 am on May 8, 2008


 We're genetically closer to the warlike and murderous chimps than we are to the peaceful and docile bonobos. Whodathunkit; humans are inherently evil sons of bitches.

... Not really. Early hominids were not as violent as the 'Quest for Fire' may have you believe.

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I was just making some biting social commentary, geeze

but we're still more closely related to chimps than bonobos.

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Quote: from Praise the Lard at 10:49 am on May 8, 2008

Quote: from FurryPanther at 9:47 am on May 8, 2008

Quote: from Praise the Lard at 10:45 am on May 8, 2008

 
  We're genetically closer to the warlike and murderous chimps than we are to the peaceful and docile bonobos. Whodathunkit; humans are inherently evil sons of bitches.

 

 ... Not really. Early hominids were not as violent as the 'Quest for Fire' may have you believe.  

 FP


I was just making some biting social commentary, geeze

but we're still more closely related to chimps than bonobos.


I know.

And, I know.

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