but this girl i recently met mentions her sister "ashley" in all of our convos!  Last time I showed her my music band website and suddenly shes like "heyy, can you send me that website again?  i need to show ashley!  thank youuuu ashley is happy now!"

one time she was like "omg, ashley is sooo much hotter than me.  shes so young and hot"

another time we were having a fun convo about drug dealers and suddenly she said "yeah thats what ashley's boyfriend does for a living.  hes a douche"

just last night shes like "haha did you know ashley is suchhh a good artist! shes really really good."

one day i even said "hey, are you trying to hook me up with your sister or something?"  and she responded, "well, shes HOT!!!"

im like wtf. she even told me once that she doesnt believe long distance relationships ever work out.  I even agreed with her on that one.  and yet she never stops mentioning her sister to me, who lives 5000 miles away.

I have no idea why she's doing that, but the whole situation is hilarious.

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The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

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Ashley prob doesn't exsist lol.

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well, on facebook the only girl in her friends list with her last name is named "Laura" and she does call her sister.  But I don't see a "Ashley" anywhere.  Maybe its her middlename?