Theres this fly in my apartment he's been bugging me since last night. At first I was trying to be nice and let him out the door into the hallway but he just landed on me,.
So today I tried many times to kill him. HE WON'T DIE!!!
I even got him with Windex. He keeps coming near me and I'm like like swatting at him and he just keeps coming.
I don't want to be friends with him, I WISH TO KILL HIM!!!!
And now I'm actually starting to talk to him, as I try to kill him.
My mom thinks I'm losing my mind and so do I.
Damnit now my hand itches and won't stop not matter what I do.
People need to die tonight!!!
GRRR!!!
------- I WILL kill you. The voices in my head told me to.....or was that Sarah that told me to do that? Oh well same thing.
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Use Raid. His ass would be dead.
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LOL.
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Post edited at 9:06 pm on June 13, 2008 by BurningLove7
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you has a stalker bug spray his ass.
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Lmao... just swat the stupid thing already. :P
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Sleep with his girlfriend, that'll show him.
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Quote: from JustLetMeCry at 9:07 pm on June 13, 2008
uh oh /teletubbyimpression what kind of fly? like a normal fly or a big fat march fly?
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uh oh /teletubbyimpression what kind of fly? like a normal fly or a big fat march fly?
Indeed!
He's a huge mother fucker.
He needs to die a slow and painful death!
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Quote: from JustLetMeCry at 9:13 pm on June 13, 2008
Indeed!
He's a huge mother fucker.
He needs to die a slow and painful death!
big, round, black? makes really loud buzz sounds? march fly wants your blood!
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Quote: from JustLetMeCry at 9:13 pm on June 13, 2008
Indeed!
He's a huge mother fucker.
He needs to die a slow and painful death!
big, round, black? makes really loud buzz sounds? march fly wants your blood!
I knew it!!! He's not normal no matter what I do he won't die!!!
------- I WILL kill you. The voices in my head told me to.....or was that Sarah that told me to do that? Oh well same thing.
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Quote: from JustLetMeCry at 9:20 pm on June 13, 2008
Quote: from JustLetMeCry at 9:13 pm on June 13, 2008
Indeed!
He's a huge mother fucker.
He needs to die a slow and painful death!
big, round, black? makes really loud buzz sounds? march fly wants your blood!
I knew it!!! He's not normal no matter what I do he won't die!!!
raid? do the oilspray/lighter thing and flambe him
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