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Joke for the day!
Replies: 10 — Last Post April 22, 2008 1:20pm by ElephantStone
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( sweetie68 )


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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


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NakedSun


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Eh wasn't so good.

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MiNNiCK


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Quote: from NakedSun at 9:16 am on April 22, 2008
Eh wasn't so good.

I concur

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Well i thought it was and I needed a laugh so whatever!

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ImSoHappy

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I WAS good, those two don't get it cos they have no sense of humour... or hygiene.

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Slim Shady


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not funny!

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cara littman


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Thank you - I'll make good use of that one!
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NakedSun


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Quote: from ImSoHappy at 9:18 am on April 22, 2008
I WAS good, those two don't get it cos they have no sense of humour... or hygiene.


My shower a day just doesn't cut it.
Where are my points bitch.

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crimsonnk

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:S?

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Ok...you didnt like that one so here's another one.

What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
LOL

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ElephantStone


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did anyone read the last one?

heres one, although some people just cringe...

What does Kermit the frog's hand smell like?
Bacon.

Get it?

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