*If perseptian is 90% reality, what is the other 10%?
*What happens if the only person that can make you cry, is the only one that can cheer you up?
They might be stupid I kind of like them. Oh, and this has nothing to do with those kind of things, but my favorite oxymorons are:
Fatboy Slim
Jumbo Shrimp
Microsoft Works
Democratic Leader
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If I'm gonna jump off the cliff, and you're gonna get pushed off the cliff,
why don't we hold hands on the way down?