Oh man! This is my topic. Me and a close friend like to talk about my social awkwardness and have come to call them my "awkward moments" One time, I was at the lunch table and I had just gotten some hot wings from the cafeteria line. I felt like bitching about the lack of sauce to my friends because I felt like it, even though I wasn't even going to do anything about it. I complained out loud to them and the lunch lady heard me because the line was right behind my table.
"man, these wings suck, they have no sauce!"
She came up behind me and shrieked in a deep african accent.
"You want more sauce?"
I was startled and I muttered "oh, uh...no thanks..."
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