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boothy
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Quote: from Rainbow Blight at 12:22 pm on Aug. 23, 2006
Oh, another one. I'm in an elevator going up to the top floor of a building. One other person, some higher-than-thou foreigner is talking on his cell phone very loudly. We stop at the third or fourth floor, a waiter accidentally drops the food he's holding so I'm holding the door open for him to get in. The other guy pushes me away and closes the door, hitting the waiter and knocking him down while we argue on whether to keep going up or to help the waiter. The guy was really mean and impatient and he pretty much forced the door closed. I had to ride up with this asshole for the next few minutes, all the while the guy yelling on his phone at the top of his lungs about "dumbass waiters interrupting his business." That was awkward, and we exchanged dirty looks the whole way. Turned out we were going to the same bar :( 
You shoulda just stepped out the elavator at that point and helped the waiter, but that's me saying it when I've had time to think lol. The guy sounds like a royal cunt, though.
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6:27 am on Aug. 24, 2006 | Joined July 2006 | 308 Days Active Join to learn more about boothy England, United Kingdom | Straight Male | 9871 Posts | 14390 Points
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Rainbow Blight
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Yeah, I tried to help the waiter but the foreigner on the cell phone was trying stuff me back in because he was "in a hurry." Jesus, man has no respect for his fellow man these days.
------- I worship the power of these lovely two, With that adoring love known to so few. 'Tis indeed a miracle, one must feel That two such heavenly creatures are real.
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boothy
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Did he physically try and pull you back in? If he did, depending on his size lol, I would have turned around and swung at him. The guy sounds a real idiot.
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8:14 am on Aug. 24, 2006 | Joined July 2006 | 308 Days Active Join to learn more about boothy England, United Kingdom | Straight Male | 9871 Posts | 14390 Points
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Rainbow Blight
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I would have fought too, but he would have resisted and we would've arrived at the bar all over each other, probably earning us a trip to the police station. The foreigners here are REALLY belligerent, they think they own the world, them and their fancy goddamn cell phones.
------- I worship the power of these lovely two, With that adoring love known to so few. 'Tis indeed a miracle, one must feel That two such heavenly creatures are real.
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iloveto
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Quote: from x FENRIS x at 9:02 pm on Aug. 16, 2006
I shift in my seat and the leather upholstery makes a sound that could be mistaken for a fart. I therefore shift in my seat again, two or three times, making the same sound deliberately in order to demonstrate that I have not inadvertently farted. 
I thought I was the only one! I do this.. Alot.
------- My whole existance is flawed
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Sparkplug
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I've had my share of akward moments. For example, I was in a bathroom stall, and all of a sudden this guy in the stall next to me goes "Hello?" I'm just sitting there thinking he's talking to me so I manage a "Ummm....Hi." The thing I didn't realize, was he was on his cell phone when he said Hello and was not talking to me at all. Now that was akward! And another one was when I was sitting in a hot tub at a public swimming pool when air bubbles trapped in my swimming suits pockets escaped and caused bubbles on the surface of the water, giving everybody else in the hot tub the impression that I had farted. Freaking emberassing!
------- Keep smiling. It confuses people.
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( x FENRIS x )
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Quote: from Sparkplug at 8:36 pm on Sep. 2, 2006
I've had my share of akward moments. For example, I was in a bathroom stall, and all of a sudden this guy in the stall next to me goes "Hello?" I'm just sitting there thinking he's talking to me so I manage a "Ummm....Hi." The thing I didn't realize, was he was on his cell phone when he said Hello and was not talking to me at all. Now that was akward! And another one was when I was sitting in a hot tub at a public swimming pool when air bubbles trapped in my swimming suits pockets escaped and caused bubbles on the surface of the water, giving everybody else in the hot tub the impression that I had farted. Freaking embarrassing! 
Wow, those are great! You is good. I've thought of another... Standing at the train station, I am minding my own business when I meet the gaze of someone giving me a harsh gaze. A sort of aggressive stare. I break the gaze and look around unchanged. Not wanting him to think that I have backed down, I spark a cigarette, and return to meet his gaze. After the first puff, I take it out, but drop it, plashing lit pieces all over myself. After panickedly putting out any possible fires, and returning to my smoke, I must now avoid looking in his direction, but the train will be quite a while to arrive.
------- "Does thinkin' you're the last sane man on the face of the earth, make you "crazy"? 'Cause if it does...maybe I am"
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