My bed squeaks at the slightest movement you make, simply sit on it and breathe and the blasted thing squeaks. So as I twist and turn in my sleep I get a squeaking bed symphony.
Now at around 1:30pm I woke up and was greeted by my mother who immediately asks "What the hell where you doing to your bed last night"
I unable to comprehend what she was talking about, she then said "Sounded like you where having sex in there" Which I and her both know is an almost impossibility (at least for the moment anyway) then then accused me of "Humping the bed" after a good few minutes of laughing I regained my composure and explained I must have been having a rough nights sleep.
And she refuses to believe me after a full 24hrs of arguing, apparently the sound was repetitive and almost sounded like I was creating the same motion repeatedly.
So apparently I've been humping my bed in my sleep, because I sure as hell don't remember anything. I thank god I'm getting a new bed....
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Wow...now she'll think you're some sex fiend.
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You must be really good in bed! LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAO!!
Thats probably the funniest thing I've read all night.
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Lmao. I can see how much your mama trusts you.
I suggest using some oil. Not just for yourself either.
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You need a girlfriend. Either real or a blow up one.
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lol........that's funny.....good this your getting a new bed this time with no sqeeks hopefully......
(Edited by Coolslayr at 7:19 pm on July 7, 2006)
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LOL. I would of been worried if I started to hear "Oh yeah pillow right there thats the spot you like that?"
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Quote: from Wolfsangel at 3:17 am on July 8, 2006
You need a girlfriend. Either real or a blow up one.
I have a girlfriend, she's just not here at the present time.
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Hehe, oh my, now now Deccy boy we all know that you were and that you were recording it to put on the internet ;)
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Quote: from galeharoldishot at 3:18 am on July 8, 2006
LOL. I would of been worried if I started to hear "Oh yeah pillow right there thats the spot you like that?"
Maybe thats why she refuses to believe any other explanation I give Im worried now.
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My beds kind of like that. Good thing my rooms far away from my parents. So if I do sound like I'm having sex, no one hears.
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.... heh. nice. that certainly brightened my night, lol
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Quote: from Dexus at 12:20 pm on July 8, 2006
Quote: from galeharoldishot at 3:18 am on July 8, 2006
LOL. I would of been worried if I started to hear "Oh yeah pillow right there thats the spot you like that?"
Maybe thats why she refuses to believe any other explanation I give Im worried now.
Haha maybe you where having a sex dream.
(Edited by galeharoldishot at 12:21 pm on July 8, 2006)
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Lol, that made me smile.
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You need a girlfriend. Either real or a blow up one.
Im worried now. 
