Whipped cream
Cock

Smother the whipped cream onto the cock and lick it off or suck it off

ahem... I mean

Does anyone have any recipies that arent cakes, contain salad, or take more than half hour to cook? Preferably a recipie for tea time

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Other recipes have been devised, the most standard being simply to prepare regular brownie mix and include an appropriate quantity of marijuana

Cat  poop cookies
"This recipe sounds a little different , but is really good.  It is also a cute cookie to serve  at Halloween." Original recipe yield: 2 dozen.

Ingredredients:
1/2 cup honey
2 cups all- purpose flour
2/3 cups butter
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup wheat and barley nugget cereal (eg. Grapenuts TM)

Directions:
1. Microwave honey on high until bubbly(about 1 minute). Stir in the margarine. Add the egg and mix well. Stir in the flour, cocoa and vanilla. Mix well and chill dough for serveral hours in the rerigerator.

2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F(175 degrees C.)

3. Roll chunks of the chilled dough into cylindrical shapes in order to resemble cat poop. Roll cookies in cereal and place on ungresed baking sheet.

4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C)  for 10 to 15 minutes. Serve cookies in a new litter box on a bed of malted barley cereal. Use a new litter scoop to remove cookies.

Enjoy

boil water
open ramen
put ramen in water
cook for 3 minutes
take ramen out of boiling water
turn off stove (keep point lol)
mix ramen w flavouring (pref beef)
add water back in with ramen and flavour
eat like theres not tomorrow

and for the love of god, use chopsticks!!!

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i make coffee! coffee coffee coffee!!! Sadly... i only drink tea
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Puppy Chow
1/2 cup peanut butter
9 cups of chex ceral
1/2 cup of choclate chips  
in powedered sugar
melt the chips in peanut butter together mix it with the chex ceral poor the powdered sugar over it and tada

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Quote: from basketball babe22 at 6:35 pm on Mar. 15, 2005

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Puppy Chow  
 1/2 cup peanut butter  
 9 cups of chex ceral  
 1/2 cup of choclate chips  
 in powedered sugar  
 melt the chips in peanut butter together mix it with the chex ceral poor the powdered sugar over it and tada

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That stuff is sooooo yummy!

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Meat (no fat-free or "light" turkey bullshit either. Only artery clogging pastrami or something similar will do)

Cheese (Muenster cheese is the best. If you can't get any, you lose. Provolone might work though)

Bread (The best bread to use for a sandwich is Jalepeneo Cheese Bread. If you can't find any, try normal garlic bread, or pesto bread. Sour dough is always acceptable)

Tabasco Sauce (Mandatory. It makes everything better)

Lettuce (Makes the sandwich look bigger, and it tastes good)

Tomatoes (This one is probably the most controversial on the list, but since I'm always right, it stays)

Onions (And plenty of them. Be generous when you add these)

Olives (Black or Green, they're both good)

Pickles (NOTE: DO NOT use those sick-ass pickles McDonalds and Burger King put on their burgers. Use real pickles that have been soaked in garlic, vinegar, and beet juice. If you can't find any, just skip the pickles)

Vinegar (It's damn good)

Beef Jerky (Beef jerky kicks ass)

Bacon (Make sure it's bone dry first)

Mayonnaise (Not too much.. it can make your food too mushy)

I think that should do it. The beef jerky isn't always feasible, but I put it on there anyway since you should eat it as a side dish (a nice alternative to chips or fries). If you can't bite into your sandwich because it's so huge, then you know you've made it right. Just keep compressing it until you can at bite into it.

This sandwich also goes good with clam chowder (with lots of corn in it). Corn goes good with anything. Things you should add to your clam chowder are:

Lemons (you should add lemons to every soup)

Tabasco (You should know that by now)

1 can of corn (Just dump the whole thing in there, minus the water of course)

1 full package of crackers (Or croutons)

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I'll live forever...or die trying!

Ingredients:

1 slice of Wholemeal bread per pizza face
Grated cheese
Tomato puree or ketchup
Suggested toppings - olives, peas, cherry tomatoes, green peppers, fresh basil

Cut one circle of bread from each slice of bread. Lightly toast the circles then spread a layer of tomato ketchup or puree and grated cheese on top.  make a face from your favourite toppings. Place under the grill until the cheese bubbles, allow to cool and enjoy!
   

chocolate bread&butter pudding-

-bread
-chocolate spread
-custard powder
-milk
(chocolate buttons/drops)

1-Make lots of chocolate spread sandwhiches
2-Cut them all into 4 triangles
3-Place them in the dish you plan to bake it in
4-Make custard according to the packet/tins instructions (with the milk)
5-Pour custard over the sandwhiches
(sprinkle chocolate buttons/drops over top)
6- Bake in oven until just brown on top

the measurements don't really matter - you can put in as much as you like.

sounds boring but it's very beautiful--

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"If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!" - Kurt Kobain.