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Dexus's Joke Thread
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love love love these jokes!!



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Haha. Those websites are friggin awesome!

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You fucking rock man!!! XD

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Seriously!

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I love now, and will continue to LOVE your joke thread Dexus. I even come back it it every so often to read some over again. These are classics and i admire you for your work. Thank you for helping to put a smile on my face.

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Thank you all for your support and love of my jokes, it's been a pleasure being part of the livewire community and making you all that little bit happier, I started this to put smiles on peoples faces when feeling low and hopefully you all will come back now and then to read them when you need that little perk up in life.

I've pretty much left livewire but just hung onto something that wont happen, along with a few other aspects in my life. I feel unhappy, hollow and alone. Livewire is no longer a place of comfort to me and my own jokes are of no help.

So I'm leaving...again.
I may be back once i find happiness again in my life, I ain't felt happy in a long time and when I do come back with a new happy outlook on life I promise to spread it around with a new thread or a continuation of this one.

Until then I wish you all the best.
Farewell my friends and fans.  

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Shit. Hope oyu come back soon Dexus :(.

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no dont leave u must come back

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I laughed so hard at the urls.Expert sex change.Hahahaahhahaha!

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hahahhahaha funny

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NO...Dexus...we love you...come back to us!!!

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Awww, Dexus

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Aww Dexus. :(

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Im back.  

For those of you who requested me back I've left messages in your whiteboards just so ya can see the new jokes.

Blonde Gets Caught

Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left they would leave too. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, had some playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband. But when she got home, she heard a muffled noise coming from inside her bedroom. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead said they planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way," she said. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

Post edited at 8:45 am on July 8, 2008 by Dexus

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A king for the princess

Long time ago in a faraway land, there lived a King. A daughter he had and when she came of age, he decided to find her a husband. He decided that his son in law to be had to be a brave and courageous man and set out a physical challenge for the young men in the Kingdom. One morning, all the young men in the kingdom were gathered by the lake which was swimming with crocodiles. The then King proclaimed. "The first man brave enough to swim and make it across this lake shall have my daughter's hand in marriage!" EVeryone seemed hesitant much to the dismay of the King. "Is there no man brave enough to accept this challenge?" the King queried. All of a sudden, there was a loud splash and the crowd roared with cheers. A young man was seen swimming across the lake, fighting off the crocodiles. When he reached the other side, the King who was elated rushed to meet him. "You are indeed a rightful suitor for my daughter! Your bravery will make you a fitting king and I will shower you with gold and land!" "I don't want any of that" The young man replied. "Then what do you want pray tell?" The King asked, rather surprised. "I just want to kill the fucker who pushed me in."

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