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My cult
Who wants to worship me?
Replies: 4788Last Post Oct. 15, 2008 7:59pm by Thundermoon
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I have a cult, and, of course, I need more members.  To the first 50 people who sign up, immortality will be granted (for so long as they want it).  Rank is awarded based entirely on favoritism.

Ranks are as follows:
1. Almighty Inari

2. Magus

3. Prophet

4. Cleric

5. Scribe

6. Holy Knight

7.  Monk

8. Clergyman/woman

9. High priest

10. Priest

11. Low priest

12. Apostle

13. Disciple

14. Zealot

15. Proselyte (new converts)

A designation of "Illuminatus" next to a name indicates high favoritism/member of the inner cirlce (aka the people I like the most).

The current member list is:

GdFtherOFCOWS (Prophet, Illuminatus)  Keeper of the Faith

osmoticdespair (Prophet, Illuminatus)
tkster (Holy Knight, Illuminatus)
britishguy (Holy Knight, Illuminatus)
LouLou Bunny (Holy Knight, Illuminatus)
Organized Chaos (Prophet, Illuminatus)
TheisticNomad (High Priest, Illuminatus)
ajm51987 (Priest)
thistlethorn (Zealot)
Timor (Cleric, Illuminatus)
LupinTherian (Proselyte)
Meggsy (Proselyte)
Lordchlulhu (Proselyte)
bigred23 (Proselyte)
medjai (Cleric)
me (Proselyte)
lifesucks (Proselyte)
the real anti christ (Proselyte)
kyniska (Proselyte)
Candyflipper (Prophet, Illuminatus)
OLPFan (Monk, Illuminatus)
JackTheTripper (High Priest, Illuminatus)
This Celluloid Dream (Proselyte)
zeuth14 (Scribe, Illuminatus)
TheEverChanging (Cleric, Illuminatus)
Dani726 (Proselyte)
shatteredsoul (Monk)
White Dwarf (Apostle)
dudemansirperson (Proselyte)
Celtic Water (Zealot)
itsj0anna (Proselyte)
CocaMotive (Priestess)
ShAmAn (Holy Knight, Scribe, Illuminatus)
headlesschicken (Proselyte)
Cowboy Killer (Proselyte)
The Machine (Proselyte)
barmybrummie4life (Proselyte)
cowonastick (Proselyte)
dull (Proselyte)
Blurred (Zealot)  
Nate Jones (Proselyte)
ixi (Monk)
StTenSk8er (Proselyte)
sxkb1128 (Proselyte)
Thunder Kiss 65 (Proselyte)
ICBM (High Priest)
El Taco (Priest)
hypocritic (Proselyte)
The above are members of the fifty, and thus immortal
Starborn (Disciple)
GodsFireAngel (Holy Knight, Immortal, Illuminatus)
Topaz (Proselyte)
Malkariss (Disciple)
sexy dean (Disciple)
smartnerd (Proselyte)
Drizzt (Disciple)
Zuku (Proselyte)
Hyfa3 (Monk)
c j (Proselyte)
CraziJ (Proselyte)
RelientKFan824 (Proselyte)
vulcan  (Disciple)
badger guitar chick (Disciple)
SilverDragon (Proselyte)
Reality (Proselyte)
TheUnrealSlimShady (Proselyte)
rimv (Monk, Immortal)
ManicDepressant (Proselyte)
DancinOnTheMoon (Monk)
coolcenter (Proselyte)
The Oath (Proselyte)
cropduster (Proselyte)
Nwndarkness (Disciple)

Immortal Non-Members
Hammurabi (Deed recorded on page 277)

(Edited by Inari at 9:40 am on June 21, 2006)

(Edited by Inari at 10:44 am on June 24, 2006)

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  Eww, you loser! HAHA

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Even the calmest man, can become the most ferocious of beasts.

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I've tried that shtick. Twice.

:D

If I wanted a god to believe it, I'd be going with yours truly.

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Fucking for fear of not wanting to fear again.


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*shrug* I'll join as long as theres complimentary kool-aid.

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You sicken me in your pool of blasphemy.

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Quote: from TheisticNomad at 7:53 pm on Jan. 20, 2004

*shrug* I'll join as long as theres complimentary kool-aid.

And I would like a pool of jello. Olympic size, oh oh! And a Linlcon Town Car.

I am an ordainer Minister of the ULC. I would be glad to render my serives to your "great cause"!  :D

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Believe it or not i HAVE swam in a pool of jello, and it is the BEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!

IF you ever get the chance jump at it!

WIth love and peace,
~Cody~


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Fuck, I'll join. You actually respond, unlike some other deities. Immortality sounds cool. I would like to be able to commit suicide and reincarnet, though. Is that doable, or do I have to settle for permanent death if I decide I don't want to be immortal?

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why not worship me?

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why won't the mean ol' christians leave me alone! *tear* :'(

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The current member list is:

1.  Gavin (High Priest)
2.  Jessica (High Priestess)
3.  Jessie
4.  Organized Chaos (Priest)
5.  TheisticNomad
6.  ajm51987 (Priest)
7.  thistlethorn

With seven members, I now have an actual religion.  In theory, I could apply for tax exempt status.

In answer to the questions:

Ajm, I would be happy to give you a pool of jello.  And a Lincoln Towncar.

Thistlethorn, that's perfectly acceptable.

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omg, I'm in man.

All hail Inari!


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Can we worship other Gods too?

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I'm back...again.

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You're in Timor.

And yes, the only requirement of my religion is that I am your god/one of your gods.  I'm self-centered, but not enough to demand exclusive worship.

Update:  The member list will now appear at the top, to save on bandwidth.

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Can I fly my own private jet?

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Sure.

Man, that was an easy miracle.  After all, you didn't even ask if I would give you the skills to fly a jet, nor did you ask for the jet.  Wow, easy.

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