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Lordchlulhu
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Quote: from Jaffacake at 3:26 pm on Jan. 29, 2004
 Man, some people are losers.
Bah, you can't just tell people to bow before Inari, you've got to do it like this: #Smashes jaffacake's kneecaps# There, now he has no choice but to bow before you.
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Quote: from Lordchlulhu at 6:53 am on Jan. 30, 2004
Quote: from Jaffacake at 3:26 pm on Jan. 29, 2004
Man, some people are losers.
Bah, you can't just tell people to bow before Inari, you've got to do it like this: #Smashes jaffacake's kneecaps# There, now he has no choice but to bow before you.
*takes notes*
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12:41 pm on Jan. 30, 2004 | Joined: Oct. 2003 | Days Active: 313
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Lordchlulhu
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Quote: from Inari at 1:41 pm on Jan. 29, 2004
I don't want sacrifices! Do you have any idea how messy those are?
Um, whoops.
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Organized Chaos
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Sacrfices suck.
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Yes, they do, because they're messy.To answer your question, DancinOnTheMoon, enough. You are holding up enough fingers to suit your purpose. So, are you in? the real anti christ, I need a rodeo monkey, so you're in. Lordchlulhu, that was wonderful. You may be a priest if you wish.
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12:50 pm on Feb. 2, 2004 | Joined: Oct. 2003 | Days Active: 254
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We need a better hierarchy than just priest.
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DancinOnTheMoon
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Okie, you got me. I'm in awe. Of course I'm in. Umm...can I pray now? "Dear Lord Inari....would you be so kind as to give all the people I don't like herpes? Please?...Make abs the first on your list. Thanks!" ;)
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You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
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medjai
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The new damn hierarchy (whether Inari likes it or not damn it, and I better be rewarded for this rare lapse in my laziness),1. Almighty Inari (presumably unachievable position, only the high one holds it, this being Med... Inari). 2. Magi (not me, the actual rank, as in "one wise in the ways of the spiritual". 3. Prophet 4. Cleric 5. Clergyman/woman 6. High priest (the point at which inner corruption exists) 7. Priest 8. Low priest (yes, this stays, I don't care what you say damn it) 9. Apostle (this is equivelant to the current rank of high priest) 10. disciple (this is equivelant to the current rank of priest) 11. Zealot 12. Proselyte (new converts)
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O` tru apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick.
Thus with a kiss I die.
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DancinOnTheMoon
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I'd say I'm 12 at the moment. how would one make their way up to...oh lets say at least 7? I don't want to run the show. Just give a couple orders and steal a couple souls. The usual.
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"Men have forgotten this truth", said the fox, "But you must not forget it.
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
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medjai
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Well, anything anyone has done thus far could only get them up to "Apostle", this means you will have to do quite a lot (as it gets exponentially harder to advance as you go up the rungs of the ladder) in order to get to Priest.Of course I get to be a Low Priest for my greatness in making the hierarchy, damn I am proactive, gotta love it. However, since you were proactive enough to ask, I think you are most probably a disciple, just for that.
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O` tru apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick.
Thus with a kiss I die.
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7:56 pm on Feb. 2, 2004 | Joined: Nov. 2003 | Days Active: 1,604
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Damnit I better be like a 2, 3, or 4.
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