<<I've read in a few places that smoking green tea leaves will fuck you up>>No, green tea does not contain any psychoactive alkaloids and you won't feel any more high then if you were to drink a couple cups of tea.
<<yea so can walnut leaves and parsley>>
Big no on the walnuts and parsley too.
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