1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

Need more evidence?
LOOK!

Ahhh...the old Trojan horse method...THATS how she did it!


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I see we're both crazy, that's alright with me
The night was kind of hazy that's the way it's gonna be
I say now
Hey girl, come with me and let yourself go

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You have a fucked up sense of humor.

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And proud.

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I see we're both crazy, that's alright with me
The night was kind of hazy that's the way it's gonna be
I say now
Hey girl, come with me and let yourself go

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She speaks english well and her ancestors were here before Europe.

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BULLSHIT.  Look at the pictures!

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I see we're both crazy, that's alright with me
The night was kind of hazy that's the way it's gonna be
I say now
Hey girl, come with me and let yourself go