I saw you at a party;
I gotta say, I was packin' a pretty mean hardy.
I strolled up to say, "Hi."
And you said, "Lick my hairpie."
We went back to your place,
and you practically shoved that cherry in my face.
I went to slide off your pants,
but something just fucked our romance.
Shit you must be on your period,
'cause you smell pretty acrid.
I pulled them down farther,
but what I saw resembled Darfur.
"Goddamn! It looks like someone took a cleaver
to your furry beaver!"
You screamed at me to eat you out,
but I could do was sit there and pout.
I tried to hide my frightened cock,
but you kept on clawing at my rocks.
You grabbed it nice and hard,
then shoved it in your lard.
My dick went soft; it got lazy.
And now all it's doing is pushin' up daisies.

To be continued...

Post edited at 11:35 am on April 6, 2008 by afmc011

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purplefrenchfry says: "...like... the plague? omg awesome."  Oh yeah.

"Dude, one time, this chick made me nail her on her period."
"Yeah? One time this chick farted on my tongue. Beat that."

That was amazing :]