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racial and social motivated humor
Replies: 9 — Last Post April 4 11:16am by Firebolt
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Wealthy Hobo 		Reply
figured I'd list what I've heard...

once you go white...a trailer park's in sight.

once you go black...you want your dignity back

once you go asian...child support you'll be payin.

once  you go iraq...there's a gun in your back.

once you go emo...you see syringes full of draino.

once you go christian...no one will be listenin'.

once you go gay...get an hiv test today.

once you go straight...nothing to do but masturbate.

these may be a bit off here and there, as my memory isn't the greatest.  but these are some that I've heard.  any other sayings like these?

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The Comeback Kid

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I want to slap you.

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Sitora Sage


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Uh...none of these were funny not because they were racial or whatever but they were just plain freaking lame.

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snowfish


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once you go native...you're an alcoholic?

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nom nom nom
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sexybeast69


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cnt think of any

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hey sexy
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fat and ready

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They're all pretty shit. Many of the statements make no sense, and are just random rhymes.

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Keltic Fighter


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lol, wow, that was kind of funny.

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hadouken


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once you get born... you start dying

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just don't let me down...
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( tenchi1084 )


Wealthy Hobo 		Reply
well, of course, it's not meant to be really against anyone, this post...I just find it interesting what different societies think of people, so far to where they'd come up with sayings that ultimately sound like each other...



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Firebolt


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These rhymes are lame.

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these days.
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