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song I wrote for comedy song
kind of like standup setup
Replies: 7Last Post Mar. 28, 2008 11:17pm by Casey Burns
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with guitar.  

sung:
emo emo emo, how do you feel today.
emo emo emo, please come out to play
emo emo emo, please put down the blade
emo emo emo, it's okay that you are gay...

spoken:
yeah, I sung that to cheer and emo up....yah, got my ass kicked by him and his friends....apparently I said something offensive...

sung:
preppy preppy preppy, what games do you play
preppy preppy preppy, did you save the day
preppy preppy preppy, though you talk big and tall
preppy preppy preppy, you must have real small balls.

spoken:
yeah... they beat me up too.  apparently they thought I was implied something to their masculinity...

book worm book worm book worm,
studying all day
book worm book worm book worm
reading at the bay
book worm book worm bbook worm,
have any good books?
book worm book worm book worm,
to bad it's not good looks...

spoken,
...shit!!! she punches hard!

mother mother mother, met many folks today
mother mother mother, none wanted to play
mother mother mother, cause every time I speak
mother mother mother, they kick me in the seat.

spoken in whiney mother voice really fast:
...of course, dumbass! nothing intelligent comes out of that damn mouth of yours...always singing instead of talking like normal fuckers....go do your damn homework, and maybe people will think you've gained some intelligence.  your fucking 23 for crying out loud, when you moving out of my house??  Just like your father!

spoken normally:
...(sheepishly)...okay. *skips off the stage*

funny?

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If I had to listen to that I would most likely kill myself. Reading is bad enough.

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Not really.

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Quote: from look over here at 11:10 pm on Mar. 28, 2008

If I had to listen to that I would most likely kill myself. Reading is bad enough.

lack of attention span, or lack of humor?

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Quote: from tenchi1084 at 11:11 pm on Mar. 28, 2008

Quote: from look over here at 11:10 pm on Mar. 28, 2008

If I had to listen to that I would most likely kill myself. Reading is bad enough.

lack of attention span, or lack of humor?


lack of humor in the song, yes

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think sarah silverman in style, as it just came to my attention it's what it's kinda like.

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It could be a song I guess...

but not a funny song.

Unless the beat was funny.

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Kind of funny.

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