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Don't Be Horny! Laugh Instead!
Replies: 15Last Post Mar. 28 11:51am by BlackIceCaps
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Quality Control Engineer
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Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an
Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same
job and both applicants having the same qualifications were
asked to take a test by the Department manager.

Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the
questions. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you
for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the
job."

Murphy: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9
questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I
should get the job!"

Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct
answers, but on the question you missed."

Murphy: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better
than the other?"

Manager: "Simple. The American put down on question # 5, 'I
don't know.' You put down 'Neither do I.'"


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torissexy


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lolss

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lol

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Metacarpi


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Lmao!

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tearsinheaven


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heh wow

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--like the angel

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JAJABOB92


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lol

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my ps3 id is JAJABOB

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tenchi1084


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haha, priceless.  

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KitKat13


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lol

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Malignant Melanoma


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haha :P

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The feeling disappears
You are someone else
I am still right here

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starlightstarbright


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Haha

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sweetie pie01


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teehee.

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"Be kinder than neccessary for everyone you meet is fighting some kind
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Nukez0red


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wow, that took me a long time to get...

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daveh


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lmao! I'm going to have to pass this one on.

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lynseywearsprada


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wow lol.

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slive


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I feel stupid, I don't get it. Someone help.

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