So my friend invited me to a party tonight, and I came, and to celebrate my being legally old enough to drink I got very drunk very fast, then some chavs arrived at the party and we started running low on booze, so I put my bottle down and agreed to go to the shop to buy more, and when I came back I found some chav asshole sucking my my bottle.
Violence ensued, and I got a ride home before people start seeing people unconscious and bleeding on the lawn and call the police. Why can't a party just be nice? Why must people ivite assholes?