Then why are some kids acting like it's fucking elementary school with their elementary school bullshit? Let me set the scene ...
Here I am in my Chem class, in which in a class of about 40+ students, about 10-15 are present today (nothing is due and there is no test to take). Anyhow, I decided to sit a bit closer than usual to chat with a friend in regards to the homework/lab/classwork kind of bull shit, and since there are 30 other seats available, I just grab any ol' seat next to her.
Here comes in the guy who usually sits there (keep in mind there is no assigned seating in this class), and I would have gladly moved had he asked. He didn't, so I stayed put.
He sits in a row next to me, giving me a great view of his laptop in which he decides to post an away message that states (typos and everything)
"dude a fat whor stole my seat..." (in a huge ass font for the WHOLE entire class period).
At this point I've realized he's an idiot.
After class, I confront him and plainly ask ... "Is this meant for me? Because I can see this from my desk..."
He refuses to look me in the eye, grabs his phone to call a friend and just gives me a quick response of ... "...yep".
I say, "You're a fucking dick."
I walk away.
Now I know this is long, and if you got this far well .. good job. Now I don't want to tell the teacher because frankly he didn't exactly say this to my face, because he's a pussy. SO I'm deciding to come to class (which I never do) and take that seat every day from now on.
Any other ideas for revenge, or ideas to make him just feel stupid?
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N&R;D
you&me babe
October 10, 2004