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this is so HILARIOUS tho ive read it hundreds of times |
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Replies: 17 Last Post Mar. 10, 2008 11:31pm by almiron
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( lauz0987 )
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One day, little jonny asked his mum what sex was. She replied saying "Tonight, go into ur sisters room n hide behind the curtain and watch what she does with her boyfriend" The next morning she asks jonny what happned. Little jonny explained "well at first, they were just kinda talkin and laughin then they hugged n kissed, sister got a fever cuz she said she was feeling hot. So sis’s boyfriend put his hand up her shirt to find her heart, like a doc would do. Except he aint so smart cuz both of them got sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have gotten cold as he shoved that up her skirt. About this time sis got worse and began to moan n sigh, n squirm around and slide to the end of the bed. Then i finally found out what was making them so sick- a big EEL had gotten into her boyfriends pants somehow!! It just jumped out and stood there, bout 10inches long!! Anyways he grabbed it with one hand to stop it from getting away. When sis saw it, she got really scared - her eyes got big and her mouth fell open, n she started calling to god n stuff like that. She said it was the biggest she’d ever seen, i should tell her about the ones at the lake!, anyway sis got brave n tried to kill the eel by biting it’s head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and tried to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it, and the boyfriend helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while they both stopped moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up and sure enough they had killed the eel!! I knew this because it just hung there and also cuz some of it’s insides were dripping out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tires from the battle, but they went back to bed anyway. They started huggin n kissing again. To my surprise the eel was NOT dead!!! It jumped back up!!! Sis then sat on top of it, and started jumping on it, trying to squish it again. She squealed and moaned, as she tried to kill it. After a while sis managed to kil the eel. I knew this because her boyfriend pulled the skin off of it and flushed it down the toilet." Little jonny’s mum fainted.
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4:25 pm on Nov. 27, 2007 | Joined: Oct. 2007 | Days Active: 42 Join to learn more about lauz0987 Connecticut, United States | Bi-curious Female | Posts: 533 | Points: 1,009
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hawaiinchuck
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Nice.
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ive heard that before, its pretty funny
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LeanneS
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hahaha that was funny
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Bittersweetoxox
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I've read this before. I love it.
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lacysbud07
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omg that is nasty but funny!!!!!!!
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ScarlettxLove
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haha!
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Volleychic21
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omg tht so cute and funny :)
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yodian14
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very nice
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that is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
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kairaloha
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*laughs* that is funny.
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lalagurl456
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hahaha! That is funny. =]
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kitts
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omg thats so funny lol
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