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Sisters
Replies: 6 — Last Post Jan. 7 7:38am by kagome251
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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the
96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the
other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts
up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her
sisters. ! She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that
forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of
you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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Wasn't really very funny now was it.

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BluePickles


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That was almost funny...!

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fRaNbAiLeY


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Weird...

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Iampureevil1


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OLD.

FAIL!

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synmachine


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was ok
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kagome251


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Haha...

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