Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

Mongol General: That is good.

"I feel like a slice of butter, on a big pile of flapjacks.... Yeah."

"I'm serious. Your dick... my mouth."

"Maybe he went to Heaven... he was a little fucker, he could've gone to hell."

"And I'm looking through you... & I see I need to paint the spot on the wall behind you."

there's many more from that movie. it's hilarious.

"Austria"

"Austria....well, looks like another shrimp on the barbie"

Dumb and dumber = epic

hahaha. the movie was a really enjoyable and funny horror comedy.

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Caspar: It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust?

Leo: So you wanna kill him.
Dane: For starters.

Verna: That's not why you came either.
Tom: Tell me why I came.
Verna: The oldest reason there is.
Tom: There are friendlier places to drink.

Bernie: Don't smart me! See I wanna watch you squirm; I wanna see you sweat a little, and when you smart me... it ruins it.

"This isn't where I parked my car."

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

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