He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out so he called on a female angel and sent her to earth for a time. When she returned she told God, "yes it is bad on earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good."

Well, He thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a male angel. To get both points of view. So God called a male angel and sent him to earth for a time. When the male angel returned he went to God and told him yes the earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.

God said this was not good. He would send a letter to the 5% that were good and encourage them, something to help them keep going. Do you know what that letter said?
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Oh, you didn't get one either?!  

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"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

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That joke isn't funny because it insults the reader.

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oh I get it now, that was a load of shite

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'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs

Thankyou for your thoughts, they were muchly appreciated.

Bye.

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(This post offer's contribution in the sense of WHAT THE FUCK is this person talking about.  So fuck your post deletions)

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