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it's a "joke"
Replies: 16 — Last Post July 2 11:27am by carracer
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jow


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im soo confused

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icecreambar


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um...lol?


wow.

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brown eyed girl

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Lol

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Warm Apple Pie

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I heard that one a long time ago, Robin Wililams said it first. That joke is pretty much 80% of why he's a celebrity today.
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DCW69

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Wow for the people who don't get it.

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Haha, I actually liked that.

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carracer


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Quote: from Warm Apple Pie at 9:08 am on July 2, 2008
I heard that one a long time ago, Robin Wililams said it first. That joke is pretty much 80% of why he's a celebrity today.

yea because he didn't do anything else that was very funny



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haha nice

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Potterishdancer


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haha! lol. soo true. whered u get that?

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xoxamyxox


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hahaha

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chicwithproblems

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i dont get it.....
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Quote: from Potterishdancer at 11:11 am on July 2, 2008
haha! lol. soo true. whered u get that?

search "religious jokes" online.

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Fire37


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lol thats awesome...

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Good one :)
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