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Why people should read the Bible...
Replies: 21 — Last Post July 1 3:45pm by mattchew
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Visionary
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (..turn from your sin...) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"


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Trastie

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lameness

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JackieisBlue


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LMAO.

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haha nice

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buggi102


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haha thats funny
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penguinsrule


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lol XD

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driscoll1997


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thats funny


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MushroomSatsujin


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hahaha

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pujolsfan


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funny, but im not one for joking about the Bible

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Tony The Skittle


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Sounds like my mom, except she wold just shoot him.

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Fortis Obscurum


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Lol, religious nonsense, haha.

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Yep.  That just happened.
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Interesting.

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dragonking


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I never heard a joke like this before.

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Fortis Obscurum


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Quote: from pujolsfan at 3:30 pm on July 1, 2008
funny, but im not one for joking about the Bible
Religious people have no sense of humour -_-

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motorhead


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The bible is gay.

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