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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
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jamilee
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hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah1
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haiiiiiiii derr ugly.
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xsnortingxashesx
Wealthy Hobo
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Lulz of an epic nature.
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Even in darkness
Your lips taste of sunshine
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Fortis Obscurum
Executive
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The Pope got burned!
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Yep. That just happened.
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kk327
Connoisseur
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aww, that is good...but sort of not funny, yet it is...
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haha, wait...what?
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6:19 pm on July 1, 2008 | Joined Aug. 2007 | 149 Days Active
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into the anarchy
Dairy Product Addict
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awesome.
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sous mon parapluie.
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lmc11591
Connoisseur
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haha. i laughed.
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look, i'm woody! howdy, howdy, howdy!
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awakenedbyspring
Professional
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snap!
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you're my brand of heroine
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Crazy snake
Soothsayer
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Tech Support Leader
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LOL
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They say learning to love yourself is the first step,
that you take when you want to be real...
Just Be - Dj Tiesto
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boombabyy
Dairy Product Addict
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LLOL thats epic
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:::::BEAUTY IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER:::::
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panicxparadox
Wealthy Hobo
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HAHAH!
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"Happiness is only real when shared"-Into the Wild
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police disco lights
Soothsayer
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I definitely giggled at that.
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Not everyone has a sob story.
And even if they do, it's no excuse.
Be excellent to each other.
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AngelFxxk
Executive
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I guess not.
Was i supposed to laugh or smile or something? 
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I could eat a thousand of your kind and still starve.
Please become me. I want to eat myself.
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