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Winning the Lotto.

This is horrible, yet somehow humurous.

Replies: 7 — Last Post July 1 4:51pm by xlovexmex

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( jasonzlpa )

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A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The wife says, "Oh my god! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The husband yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"

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Joke Thread!

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Trastie

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funny but old

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Stop exploding, you cowards!

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paris in flames

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I think i get it

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Oh shit, the pippelers
I steal free sunglasses

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effyouseakay

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Aw, that's fucked up lol

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Waitin for my ride on the outside

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Warm Apple Pie

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lol

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Jehovah

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Pwnage

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Hi!

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mmeeegggaannn

Dairy Product Addict

Awww lol

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so forget anything that you've heard & live for the moment now"

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xlovexmex

Professional

thats so not nice.

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