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Honey, it's me.
Replies: 9Last Post July 23 7:36pm by xidontcarex
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( jasonzlpa )


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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"

MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: How much?"

WOMAN: $60,000.

MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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lol

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Snake?
SNAKE!?!?
SNAKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mmeeegggaannn


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Lolol.

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effyouseakay


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That would suck, lol.

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freakyredhead


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sucks to be the owner of that phone

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assman27


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lol.

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hehehe

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myboringlife5


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hahA

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xPitchforkRedX


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Maybe they're filthy rich? lol

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xidontcarex


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That's off a commercial. Lame.

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